Just to prove I have not been idle - this is a 1/350 scale model I have made for my friend Oggy for Christmas - he is a M.A.M.I.L. so have made him in a gold lycra cycling suit and his red bike. It is fastened onto a cork from a wine bottle and a clear plastic top glued onto that for protection - the pva glue should dry clear - I hope !!
For those who don't understand MAMIL -- it stands for Middle Aged Man In Lycra.

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I see your into Micro-Presents now.

Mr Neil will be very impressed being a typical tight Yorkshire Lad.

A very unique and memorable gift though, well done!

Bigkev

speechless!!!!

Lycra eh!

I Zak should I ask my friend if you can borrow a suit ?

Does it carry a health warning??
Bigkev

I think it would, for the rest of us,  if Zak puts it on !!!

Wonder if he shaves his legs??
Bigkev

Please, it does not bear thinking about.

Moving away from Zaks shaved  legs, as quickly as we can -  found this for "She who must be obayed" - they say if you look long enough you find just what you need,

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Good job they can spell, as opposed to you Martin!

Thank you Zak, I  think you should be "eulogised" for your help with the last message.

Is that a medical procedure??

I have gloves........................................

Bigkev

Hey Martin....just caught up on this one.....very nice idea and well done, and if any medical undertaking is neccessary, I`m with Kev,  i do have some Vaseline!

I am on the sidelines with that - you lot can do to Zak whatever you like !!!!