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Zombie Shark

Started by MSea, April 11, 2020, 05:17:30 PM

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MSea

Not had much time for modelling BUT have a couple of answers for Andy and Wizz.
Yes Andy it will die if you shoot it between the eyes but think it would have to be a dum dum or exploding bullet to remove the head.
Yes Andy if it bites a seal the seal will turn into a zombie seal - unless the zombie shark eats ALL of the seal for its dinner
Its my zombie shark so YES Andy it will make a moaning sound.
Yes Wizz it stumbles through the water like a normal human zombie BUT seeing as a normal shark swims at  about 25mph and can do burst of 35mph and a normal human swims at about 3mph max, unless you are an Olympic swimmer and can get up to 6mph -- then even at a stumbling way through the water it will still catch you up.
Before you say it Zak - we will all be glad when lockdown is over and I can get out more --- ho
MSea

chriswil42

Was that info on Wikipedia then Martin?
Chris

MSea

Speed was on the internet rest out of my head - hoho
MSea

Bigkev

Quote from: MSea on April 24, 2020, 05:19:04 PM
Speed was on the internet rest out of my head - hoho

At least the internet is innocent....?
Bigkev
I hope my next is always better

MSea

Just to keep Zak happy the stingray is now in the model - oh dear, the zombie shark has attacked it and destroyed it, sorry Zak.
Also making a bit of the "Black Pig" to go with the stingray - back to childhood, or did I never leave it - that's for you, for a come back Zak !!!!
MSea

zak

Quote from: MSea on April 25, 2020, 11:21:30 AM
Just to keep Zak happy the stingray is now in the model - oh dear, the zombie shark has attacked it and destroyed it, sorry Zak.
Also making a bit of the "Black Pig" to go with the stingray - back to childhood, or did I never leave it - that's for you, for a come back Zak !!!!
Captain Pugwash, Cutthroat Jake and all the puns that I won't mention on here.
What about Aqua Marina?
Grumpy by name and nature

MSea

Quote from: zak on April 25, 2020, 12:16:19 PM
Quote from: MSea on April 25, 2020, 11:21:30 AM
Captain Pugwash, Cutthroat Jake and all the puns that I won't mention on here.
What about Aqua Marina?
Don't mention the mate or the cabin boy or Kevin will moderate the pair of us.
Aqua Marina was eaten by the zombie shark - that will teach her for having such a bad song.
MSea

zak

Quote from: MSea on April 25, 2020, 01:39:03 PM
Quote from: zak on April 25, 2020, 12:16:19 PM
Quote from: MSea on April 25, 2020, 11:21:30 AM
Captain Pugwash, Cutthroat Jake and all the puns that I won't mention on here.
What about Aqua Marina?
Don't mention the mate or the cabin boy or Kevin will moderate the pair of us.
Aqua Marina was eaten by the zombie shark - that will teach her for having such a bad song.
You forgot the seaman.
Grumpy by name and nature

chriswil42

Chris

Biggles

Wasn't the Mate Seamen Staines???
What was the double entendre for Tom the cabin boy?
Biggles

zak

Quote from: Biggles on April 25, 2020, 05:55:10 PM
Wasn't the Mate Seamen Staines???
What was the double entendre for Tom the cabin boy?
Biggles
If I tell you Kevin may step in as moderator - I'll e mail it to you.
Grumpy by name and nature

Bigkev

Quote from: zak on April 25, 2020, 06:11:38 PM
Quote from: Biggles on April 25, 2020, 05:55:10 PM
Wasn't the Mate Seamen Staines???
What was the double entendre for Tom the cabin boy?
Biggles
If I tell you Kevin may step in as moderator - I'll e mail it to you.

Now gentlemen, I'm just getting my BIG STICK out in readiness, just in case you get carried away, now who wants a lump on their head first!!
Bigkev
I hope my next is always better

MSea

Zak and I were beyond reproach with our answers - it was that Bad Boy Biggles that did it, honest Kevin.
MSea

Bigkev

Hi Gents,
I'm watching you closely.
I always had a thing about 'Marina' when I was a lad in the early 1900's, so please be kind.
Now that 'Biggles' guy is due a slap on the legs for inciting you.
Bigkev
I hope my next is always better

zak

Quote from: MSea on April 25, 2020, 07:37:06 PM
Zak and I were beyond reproach with our answers - it was that Bad Boy Biggles that did it, honest Kevin.
Yes, Kevin, it wasn't us it was Biggles, promise (he, he, ha,ha he giggled)
Grumpy by name and nature