Garden Wars MSea v Zak

[zak]

Sorry, have you checked the literature on parsnip foliage?
What variety are they? Gladiator or Tender and true, perhaps a special variety "Long and Grumpy".

[MSea]

They are MSea type, so you are lucky they are some form of green - they could be blue or pink or any other strange colour that comes out of my head.

[MSea]

My large one and Zaks small one now painted - will let them dry, and see how they look after a dark Flory wash.

[zak]

That's not fair! I want the big one.
Mr Grumpier than ever!

[MSea]

The soil in your veg plot is worn out - mine has not been used, so it produces larger veg - that's my story and I am sticking to it.

[zak]

The soil in your veg plot is worn out - mine has not been used, so it produces larger veg - that's my story and I am sticking to it.

Yes, but what do I put on my plot and bury under the soil - too polite to tell you!

[MSea]

It could be something that starts with the letter "B" or the letter"S" - I am too polite to guess 
Now on to the model -some Flory wash on the parsnip and then most removed.

[MSea]

Working on my face - before you say it, I know my face  needs a lot of work - yohohoho

[zak]

It could be something that starts with the letter "B" or the letter"S" - I am too polite to guess 
Now on to the model -some Flory wash on the parsnip and then most removed.

Are you suffering from canker on your parsnips?

[MSea]

At least you have not asked about on my face - hohoho
Pale blue coat on the shirt - next job to try and make it look like the one hanging on the wardrobe door.

[zak]

You Artist you!
But what kind of artist?

[MSea]

|Not sure but I do like rum 
Some more work done on the parsnips

[chriswil42]

This is looking grand. Not to mention the dialogue between the two of you. Maybe you could write the sketch with the words to describe the scene Martin!

[zak]

This could rival Monty Python.

Is that a Parsnip I see before me?
Nay, Tis an off white carrot methinks!
Is it a dead Carrot then?
When is a carrot not a carrot?
When it thinks it is a parsnip!

Enough already, my brian hurts.

[MSea]

Beyond words