ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS...

[Wizzel]

Your shoe lace is undone!   

[zak]

Ha, Ha. I don't think.
Oh, its April.

[Wizzel]

Yes it is indeed April!  I always looked forward to the April edition of Soldier magazine as there was a well thought out April Fool's spoof in there.  Even more so though, I enjoyed reading the May edition as there was a selection of outraged letters received from irate squaddies who had fallen hook line and sinker for the gag.

I myself was a bad lad today.  I took DCOS her morning cup of tea as I usually do and placed it on her bedside table next to her sleeping form.  Only this time, instead of sugar, I put in SALT...lots of SALT.  Luckily I was at work before she woke up and drank it and as I don't get back until after mid day, she can't get her own back as the joke will be on her.  Don't think that will stop her somehow!!!

[zak]

You live dangerously.