Oooops, apologies for being "rude" earlier.
I hope I haven’t upset anyone?
That's the trouble with double entendres, it's just those with dirty minds that take the "rude" meaning and are offended.
You know who you are!
Zak e-mailed me direct to explain we have to 'moderate' our language on the website...
... so I won't mention that Tom the cabin boy was also called................... Master B****
I’ll be more careful/reserved in future.
Biggles... flies undone!